Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space.
On Ego: Diana Black
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
On Art: Paul Guaguin
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
On God: Steven Wright
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
On Trust: Henry David Thoreau
Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror.
On Beauty: Kahlil Gibran
All diseases run into one, old age.
On Age: Ralph Waldo Emerson
The years teach much which the days never knew.
On Learning: Ralph Waldo Emerson
A goal without a plan is just a wish.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery -
Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
- Dorothy Bernard -
Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.
- Lewis Carroll -
Ambition is not a vice of little people.
- Michel de Montaigne -
Failure is success if we learn from it.
- Malcolm Forbes -
It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.
- Henry David Thoreau -
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe -
Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds.
- Albert Einstein -
The dumbest people I know are those who know it all.
- Malcolm Forbes -
The truth is more important than the facts.
- Frank Lloyd Wright -
Love all, trust a few.
- William Shakespeare -
The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle -
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw -
We need not think alike to love alike.
- Francis David -
Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.
- Doris Day -
True friends stab you in the front.
- Oscar Wilde -
A prudent question is one half of wisdom.
- Francis Bacon -
An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts.
- John Junor -
A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire -
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
- Edwin Land -
Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
- Lord Tennyson -
In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin -
Frailty, thy name is woman!
- William Shakespeare -
Fortune favors the brave.
- Virgil -
A joke is a very serious thing.
- Winston Churchill -
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers -
Where there is love there is life.
- Mohandas K. Gandhi -
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
- Mohandas K. Gandhi -
Brevity is the soul of wit.
- William Shakespeare -
The best love affairs are those we never had.
- Norman Lindsay -
A compliment is like a kiss through a veil.
- Victor Hugo -
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
- Baudelaire -
I hate women because they always know where things are.
- James Thurber -
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
- Dick Cavett -
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
- G. K. Chesterton -
We are all either fools or undiscovered geniuses.
- Bonnie Lin -
Old age is no place for sissies.
- Bette Davis -
Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
- Anonymous -
I love humanity but I hate people.
- Edna St. Vincent Millay -
I’m just a person trapped inside a woman’s body.
- Elayne Boosler -
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
- Lily Tomlin -
Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do.
- Bertrand Russell -
The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.
- William Shakespeare -
Love is like pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
- Lisa Hoffman -
If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
- Quentin Crisp -
Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.
- Ambrose Bierce -
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
- Henry David Thoreau -
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
- George Bernard Shaw -
Marriage is bliss; ignorance is bliss; ergo.
- Anonymous -
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
- Mae West-
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- Henry Youngman -
If you are afraid of loneliness, don’t marry.
- Anton Chekhov -
Love is or it ain’t. Thin love ain’t love at all.
- Toni Morrison -
Him that I love, I wish to be free — even from me.
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh -
The heart has its reasons which reason knows not of.
- Blaise Pascal -
All mankind loves a lover.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson -
Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
- Thomas Fuller -
Love cannot save you from your own fate.
- Jim Morrison -
Love is a choice you make from moment to moment.
- Barbara De Angelis -
Publishing a volume of verse
is like dropping a rose-petal down
the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
– Don Marquis -
Come voyeur my poems
Feel free, I feel free.
- Carrie Latet -
