Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
On Art: Paul Guaguin

Black holes are where God divided by zero.
On God: Steven Wright

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
On Trust: Henry David Thoreau

Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror.
On Beauty: Kahlil Gibran

All diseases run into one, old age.
On Age: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The years teach much which the days never knew.
On Learning: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
- Dorothy Bernard -

Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.
- Lewis Carroll -

Ambition is not a vice of little people.
- Michel de Montaigne -

Failure is success if we learn from it.
- Malcolm Forbes -

It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.
- Henry David Thoreau -

A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe -

Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds.
- Albert Einstein -

The dumbest people I know are those who know it all.
- Malcolm Forbes -

Love all, trust a few.
- William Shakespeare -

The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle -

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw -

We need not think alike to love alike.
- Francis David -

Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.
- Doris Day -

True friends stab you in the front.
- Oscar Wilde -

A prudent question is one half of wisdom.
- Francis Bacon -

An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts.
- John Junor -

A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire -

Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
- Edwin Land -

In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin -

Frailty, thy name is woman!
- William Shakespeare -

Fortune favors the brave.
- Virgil -

A joke is a very serious thing.
- Winston Churchill -

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers -

Where there is love there is life.
- Mohandas K. Gandhi -

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
- Mohandas K. Gandhi -

Brevity is the soul of wit.
- William Shakespeare -

The best love affairs are those we never had.
- Norman Lindsay -

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
- Baudelaire -

I hate women because they always know where things are.
- James Thurber -

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
- Dick Cavett -

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
- G. K. Chesterton -

We are all either fools or undiscovered geniuses.
- Bonnie Lin -

Old age is no place for sissies.
- Bette Davis -

Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
- Anonymous -

I love humanity but I hate people.
- Edna St. Vincent Millay -

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
- Lily Tomlin -

Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do.
- Bertrand Russell -

The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.
- William Shakespeare -

Love is like pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
- Lisa Hoffman -

If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
- Quentin Crisp -

There is no remedy for love but to love more.
- Henry David Thoreau -

It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
- George Bernard Shaw -

Marriage is bliss; ignorance is bliss; ergo.
- Anonymous -

Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
- Mae West-

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- Henry Youngman -

If you are afraid of loneliness, don’t marry.
- Anton Chekhov -

Him that I love, I wish to be free — even from me.
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh -

The heart has its reasons which reason knows not of.
- Blaise Pascal -

All mankind loves a lover.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson -

Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
- Thomas Fuller -

Love cannot save you from your own fate.
- Jim Morrison -

Love is a choice you make from moment to moment.
- Barbara De Angelis -

is like dropping a rose-petal down

the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

- Don Marquis -

Feel free, I feel free.

- Carrie Latet -