Show me a guy

Show me a guy whos afraid to look bad,

and I’ll show you a guy you can beat every time.
- Lou Brock -

An inexhaustible good

An inexhaustible good nature is one

of the most precious gifts of heven,

spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought,

and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.

- Washington Irving -

Never underestimate

Never underestimate the value of doing Nothing,

of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear,

and not bothering.

- Winnie The Pooh -

How you respond

How you respond to the challenge in the second

half will determine what you become after the game,

whether you are a winner or a loser.
- Lou Holtz -

All my humor

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair.

If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence,

I’d be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.
- Lenny Bruce -

The role of a comedian

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh,

at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
- Lenny Bruce -

There is always

There is always some frivolity in excellent minds,

they have wings to rise, but also stray.

- Joseph Joubert -

I am a great friend

I am a great friend to public amusements,

for they keep the people from vice.

- Samuel Johnson -

An inexhaustible good nature

An inexhaustible good nature is one of

the most precious gifts of heaven,

spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought,

and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.

- Washington Irving -

The statistics on sanity

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every

four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness.

Think of your three best friends.

If they’re okay, then it’s you.”
- Rita Mae Brown -