Funny Short Quotes

I’m just a person trapped inside a woman’s body.
- Elayne Boosler -

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
- Lily Tomlin -

Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do.
- Bertrand Russell -

The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.
- William Shakespeare -

Love is like pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
- Lisa Hoffman -

If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
- Quentin Crisp -

When I was young

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist.

When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric.

Here I am doing and saying the same things I did

then and I’m labeled senile.
- George Burns -